"I-I-I'm tellin' on youuu!" Buzz Buncan is Sally's neighbor; a stuttering tattletale who keeps his real name and age a secret for some reason. He's ridiculously insecure, maintaining the most masculine buzz cut his grandma can fashion. Along with getting other people into trouble, Buzz also enjoys lying and any form of attention. His sketchy family situation forces him to constantly move around back and forth, commonly attending South Rose in Laurel Illinois while not living in Sally's neighborhood. No one likes Buzz.